This is a more modern Nasruddin story with a US flavour
A professional fundraiser called upon Mulla Nasruddin.
”I am seeking contributions for a worthy charity,” he said.
”Our goal is 100, 000 and a well−known philanthropist has already donated a quarter of that.”
”Wonderful,” said Nasrudin. ”and I will give you another Quarter......
Have you got change for a dollar?”